Adrian Chiles!!!

Hello, hey, sup', bonjour, hola, and hello again. Can I say that is probably the best of my language skills. Back to what I've been talking about. I started the theme of TV and I can think of another thing on TV that annoys me. That comes in handy when I need to write something. There's no easy way to break this, its the football on TV these days. When I say break it, I mean to myself. It's more of a realisation than breaking it. I say this as I love football. I love it as much as some people love Harry Potter and as much as some people love The Doctor. Now I'm here to have a go at football on TV and not Doctor Who or Harry Potter, which I also love, well loves strong so it's more like a gentle affection.

OK, back to the matter in hand, oh yes the football. And again I must reiterate that I'm not having a go at this noble and grand sport, it's the way in which it's presented. My biggest disapproval of it is mostly just Adrian Chiles. This fat, West Brom supporting, midlander has now ruined ITV's coverage of any football game they broadcast. ITV wasn't very good in the first place so kudos to them on their triumphant broadcasting of this rotund man. They get some of the good competitions as well, they get England international games, champions league, FA cup and then some of the World cup when it comes around. Even with these fantastic games they still muck it all up with Adrian Chiles' squidgy round face, making jokes that aren't funny. He's not even on the screen very long but he still angers me. Actually he doesn't need to be on the screen, just the thought of him makes me want to throw the remote at the TV, leave the room in a huff, stroll around the rest of the house in an untamed urge to be manly and hit something again, get some food because I will undoubtedly be hungry, be sick whilst eating as the nauseous image of Adrian Chiles has come back into my mind like a love sick dog who wont stop humping your leg, then sit down again and forget why I was angry in the first place. The cycle could easily happen again as I would turn the TV back on, that is if the remote didn't break the screen when I first through it.

I’ll admit that reaction is very much over the top, but it roughly conveys my thoughts, I think, I'm sure any more. My mind did wander a bit. This wasn't an attack on this grand game of all games. It wasn't even really an attack on broadcasters, it was just a mindless assault on Adrian Chiles. I'm not going to deny it, so I wont.

Goodbye, bye, see ya, now buggar off.